Tuesday, December 10, 2013

On Despising Winter... a mini rant...

If you're one of these nutcases who love winter... STOP READING NOW.  I don't want to hear how not nice I am.

People are posting pictures, saying how beautiful the snow is, and how much they love it.  However, your friggin' big ass four wheel drive cannot negotiate slippery roads.  This morning, I saw a full oil tanker on York Road SLIDE.  Every time the poor driver applied the brakes, the whole tank would sway and slide.  I felt bad for him, and remembered how many sleepless nights I had knowing that Lou was out driving in it.

See?  It really doesn't have to do with the weather bunnies, barbies, bimbos, bowties and assorted fruits and nuts.  It's really not about Skeletor McSkinnyass and her kickbacks from the supermarkets.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful.  For about the first 10 minutes.  After that it's just a menace and a source of danger for anyone who has to drive or be on the road, or has to work today.  So in effect, I don't know if I hate the snow more because of the cold, or because some people think their four wheel drive cars can do anything and drive as fast as they like.  What a bunch of MORONS some of them are.  You endanger those I love, and that makes you the ENEMY.  If you know me at all, you know there is one thing you don't want to be, it's my enemy.

If you have someone you care about who MUST be on the roads today... as I did, and still do, you will understand WHY I despise winter, snow, cold, and ice.  So yeah, it's pretty.  I'm over it.  MELT.

End of mini rant for now.  I still HATE HATE HATE WINTER.  But now maybe you understand a little of the reason.  If not, and you're offended, too bad.