I Want My Participation Trophy

If you are easily offended or expect a participation trophy... SKIP THIS BLOG.



I got up today.
I got dressed today.
I said my prayers today.
I had coffee today.
I had a sandwich today.
I put away laundry today.
I wiped the sink today.
I ran errands today.
I put away more laundry today.
I cleaned the crock pot today.
I reheated dinner today.
I got the mail today.
I threw out the junk mail today.
I got the recycle container today.
I thought about tomorrow's dinner today.


Bored yet?  I know, by the third line you were saying "WHO GIVES A SHIT?" because those are things most people do several times a week.

They have to be done.  NOBODY gives a shit if you do them or not, they just have to be done.

So if/when you do what HAS TO BE DONE, do you expect a f*cking participation trophy?

NO?

Oh well then you understand how little I give a shit about your endless, mindless, idiotic reminders to go vote today.  You are an American and shouldn't NEED TO BE REMINDED, DUMBASS.

I guess some of you were all happy to get your little participation trophies, the "I voted" sticker.  And I repeat... WHO CARES???  You expect participation trophies for doing what HAS TO BE DONE?

Guess what.  It ain't coming.  Stop boring me with your idiotic reminders and dumb ass participation stickers.  Oh and hey Google with your piddly ass juvenile GO VOTE doodle...  Go F*ck yourself, too.  Sick of it all.

If you don't like what I wrote, tough shit.  Unfriending and blocking ok.  Or just go read a cereal box or something.